It Only Gets Better…

Look at an e-mail I received yesterday at work:

*Insert Manager’s Name Here*

PS. I did not have the chance to personally contact you after the 2 openings in CMG have been filled, but I assure you that you were one of the top candidates for the position and that you’ll be considered for future openings if you’d be still interested at that time.

I’m hearing that you’ll be in Toronto soon, give us a shout and we can go out for lunch when you are available, you have for sure lots of friends in CMG.

*Manager’s Name*
Manager Network Operations
Some Company
Office: 999-888-7777
Cell: 666-555-4444

Sent from my BlackBerry device on the Rogers Wireless Network

Envoyé de mon BlackBerry par le biais du réseau de Rogers Sans-fil.

Fuck My Life.

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