December 9, 2008 by bcrdukes.

Let me ask you: Where are your allies now?

Whose shoulder are you going to cry on to now?

Yeah.

I thought so.

You’re still an E-thug. You’re so vain, you probably think this post is about you.

Come talk to me.
Walk with me.
Dance with me.

Oh, wait. You couldn’t do any of these in person. Let alone, dance.

Pitiful. Just pitiful.

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December 9, 2008 by bcrdukes.

…if you didn’t pay attention in class you dumb shits. Here’s a lesson to remember forever.

con·fron·ta·tion (kŏn’frŭn-tā’shən)

–noun
1. an act of confronting.
2. the state of being confronted.
3. a meeting of persons face to face.
4. an open conflict of opposing ideas, forces, etc.
5. a bringing together of ideas, themes, etc., for comparison.
6. Psychology. a technique used in group therapy, as in encounter groups, in which one is forced to recognize one’s shortcomings and their possible consequences.

noun
1. a bold challenge
2. discord resulting from a clash of ideas or opinions
3. a hostile disagreement face-to-face
4. the act of hostile groups opposing each other; “the government was not ready for a confrontation with the unions”; “the invaders encountered stiff opposition”
5. a focussed comparison; bringing together for a careful comparison

Eat a fucking plate of hot steaming shit and go to hell.

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December 6, 2008 by bcrdukes.

…In My Arms?

I was walking through the mall the other evening and upon entering a store, they had this particular pop anthem playing. My feeble attempt not to grove to this electro-80s pop’y house track by Australian diva Kylie Minogue was simply a disaster. I couldn’t help but shuffle my feet to the beat and break out in a 2/4 house-step in the store while people around me stared in awe and in confusion. A kick-ass house track from the Down Under served with a burst of nostalgia from the 80s. A hodge podge of in-your-face overwhelming use of destructive synths and a repetitive zombie-like running bassline keeps the good times going. This track rocks anytime of day and in any situation.

Check out those retro 80s futuristic-fantastic glasses. I’d totally rock them. And look like a fucking retard.

Kylie Minogue - In My Arms (Right click - Save As)

How do you describe a feeling? I’ve only ever dreamt of this.
DJ’s spinning up my favorite song, hurry up and get a grove on.
Light fantastic and it wont be long, don’t let the moment slip away.
Cause you and I could find a pleasure, no one else has ever known.
Feels like it is now or never, don’t want to be alone

Chorus
How does it feel in my arms? (x2)
Do you want it? Do you need it? Can you feel it? Tell me.
How does it feel in my arms?

I’ve only ever dreamt of this.
Got a feeling this is something strong. All I wanna do is move on.
No more wondering where I belong. So never go away.
Cause you and I are guilty pleasure, no one else has ever known.

Feels like it is now or never. Don’t want to be alone.

Chorus

Do-do-do-do-do (x3)
Oh yeah yeah
Do-do-do-do-do (x3)
Oh yeah yeah

I’m listening.
How does it feel in my arms? (x3)
Yeah, Yeah.
Do you want it? Do you need it? Can you feel it? Tell me.
How does it feel in my arms.

The weekend is here. Fuck yeah!

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December 5, 2008 by bcrdukes.

…yeah yeah, mutha fuckazzz.

Picked up this fine piece of modern (yet classical) British tailoring at Holt Renfrew today by the man himself, Sir Paul Smith. Got it for a steal actually, thanks to a man of wealthy information.

The Paul Smith Byard
The Byard’ is a two piece London line 2 button slim-fit suit made from Prince of Wales check wool. The fabric is designed and exclusive to Paul Smith.

Dry clean only

Throw on a signature white Paul Smith French Cuff shirt, dimpled tie, black laced Oxfords, and my Naked Lady.

What. Is. Up.
Bitches…

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December 4, 2008 by bcrdukes.

…just fucking amazing!

That’s right.

Amazing!

I no longer have control of my life. I lost my grip.
Just give me the fucking loop, will ya?! Give me the fucking loop.

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