I Hate To Admit This But…

December 25, 2008 by bcrdukes.

…I secretly love the snow.

Yes. I used to go on and on about how much I hated the snow but really, after 2 weeks of fucking hell freezing over. It isn’t so bad. Why? Because:

1. It brings people closer together.
2. It feels like time has frozen over
3. It’s white. White makes right.
4. You stop and think about how great life is.

And if you hate snow, hey, too bad. I do too because I’m the biggest fucking walking hypocrite you’ll ever meet on the face of the Earth but I gotta break it to you, I have no problem admitting it, bitches! Oh, and I have absolutely no problem getting out of the house so eat a dick if you can’t get out. If I need to change your mind, go take a walk in the snow with somebody you have a crush on, take a look around you, tell yourself (I know this part is hard) how great life is, and hug that person. You’ll feel better.

And less angry.

But I like angry. So fuck you.

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