Setting The Bar Low…

The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised.
- George F. Will

You must not think me necessarily foolish because I am facetious, nor will I consider you necessarily wise because you are grave.
- Sydney Smith

I’m tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That’s deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?
- Jean Kerr

Life is a crock full of shit, I tell you.

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